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TSHQ SSR Top 15 After Week 10: Wake Me Up For Week 11

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You want a dull week? Look no further than week 10. Four teams ranked inside this week’s top 25 lost. Of those four three were playing other ranked teams and in only one of those (Texas Tech-Oklahoma St), the lower ranked team won. This week was an absolute SNOREFEST. But fear not College Football lovers, the sun will come out again in Week 11 as we get three monster matchups that without question will tell us a lot about some of the national title contenders and whether anything will change drastically going into week 12. What do you want to know about this week? Well, K.M’s boys died a slow death and couldn’t even get a God damn backdoor cover to give me a winning week. Clemson rebounded (Woo!) and some teams dropped the ball, but as always, considering I wrote the intro, lets make it about ME, Bryan Doherty again. Few shoutouts and a few call outs for teams who won’t be in this week’s top 15 (or ever really.) First for shoutouts, WHAT UP BOSTON COLLEGE. Listen, there was almost NOBODY that I saw who thought BC could go to a bowl coming off a two win season. Who has two thumbs and was one of those people? <—– THIS GUY. Loved the Addazio hire. With the upset of Virginia Tech and an easy win over New Mexico State upcoming, Boston College will need ONE win vs NCST, Maryland and Syracuse to go to a bowl. Cue the Doherty bragging. Shout out to Georgia for covering the 2.5 on the SSR and SLOWING DOWN offensively in the second half to keep the under 52 in play for me. Big ups finally to Northern Illinois. Yea, the team I generally rip covered a 25 point line vs Umass which HAD THEY NOT, I probably would’ve killed someone.

Call outs? Lets start with TCU and Northwestern. Two preseason top 15 teams in my poll, TCU at least had some excuses with Pachall’s injury but reality is you never were top 15 quality even if fully healthy. Losing at home to West Virginia for your sixth loss? Disgusting that you’ll be missing a bowl. Northwestern? Some injuries of your own but the Big Ten sucks. I mean are you shitting me on that Hail Mary? Is that real life? You now need to beat Michigan or Michigan State to have a shot to go to a bowl. I had you in my SSR top 15 as late as the beginning of October. This is how you repay me? Finally, Butch Jones, next time you plan on riding a quarterback no matter how shitty he’s playing to get him experience for next season, give me the courtesy of  a phone call so I don’t pick you in the Sexy Six. That offensive shitshow was as frustrating as almost any game I’ve sat through. Enough about me…lets get to the poll. It’s your top 15 after week 10.

1) Alabama Crimson Tide- 30 points (Bryan: 1st, K.M: 1st)

Bryan: Alabama was on a bye this week which means I don’t have much to say here. What do you expect? I’ve been telling you the same shit for two months now. This is the best team in college football. “But Bryan, how do you know?” Honestly? I don’t. I’m not as confident in the Tide as I have been in recent years but nonetheless I’m pretty confident they’ll get to 13-0. You want to know the truth? I’ll have a lot more to say about this team after the LSU game next week. Right now I’m just repeating things. This is really it Alabama. Auburn isn’t ready for you. You play for 12-o this week.

Trending: To a stranglehold on #1 and likely 12-0 or one SAD ASS INTRO next week because there’s no “Baylor” that will knock off FSU or Ohio State. Those two teams are running it. You better go 13-0.

K.M: How do you think Alabama spent the bye week? My guess is laughing at Mettenberger. You all ready to see last year’s Mettenberger? I’m still not sure if Mettenberger is better or not. I know one thing for sure, Mettenberger isn’t going to be better this week. ROLL DAMN TIDE. AJ McCarron has a legit chance to put up video game numbers on this LSU defense. Will anyone give him any Heisman respect? Coley and I will. And considering Dan LeBatard’s dad has a Heisman vote, one of us may as well. Remind me to check my mail.

Trending: Nowhere. Ever. Alabama to win every national title forever.

2) Oregon Ducks- 28 points (K.M: 2nd, Bryan: 2nd)

K.M: I’m so sad that nobody can match  my skills behind a bar, meaning I have to work Thursday night. I went back to bartending about a year ago or so, I can’t even remember. And during that time they’ve ran through about 10-12 other bartenders, because nobody can handle the game I run. Customers keep crying when I’m not around. Because I keep it fucking real. I’m legit. You know who else is legit? Stanford. And if Oregon wants to be legit, they need to get it done this Thursday. While I’m bartending. You all know where Bryan stands on this game. You know where I stand. You know we are both excited about this game. Bryan wants no part of Florida State in the championship game. Shit makes no sense to me. LISTEN UP BRYAN, DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH FUN I HAD LAST YEAR WHEN BAMA KILLED NOTRE DAME? DON’T YOU WANT BAMA TO DO THAT TO A TEAM YOU HATE? EMBRACE THE NOLES FAILING ON THE BIG STAGE. GIVE IN TO YOUR INNER TREE.

Trending: Down if I’m right. Never anywhere if I’m wrong. Either way.

Bryan: Pretty much the same I’ve said about Alabama. K.M and I have repeated ourselves about 50 times this year in the Oregon/Stanford sections. We arrived where we expected to be (minus a stupid Utah loss). Reality is this is probably the PAC-12 North title game, winner goes to Rose Bowl. What else do you want to know? You know he’s got Stanford. You know I got the Ducks. You probably knew that before the first word of the SSR was written this year if you’ve paid us ANY attention the past few years. I’m all in on the Ducks. I NEED Florida State to miss the NCG at 13-0. That would make the Clemson blowout loss to FSU much more tolerable. Quack Quack Baby. Don’t let me down.

Trending: You beat Andrew Luck twice. No reason you should LOSE to KEVIN HOGAN twice. Stanford’s solid, but they’re not 2012 good. You shouldn’t be sweating this in the 4th. Do me proud and keep my preseason NCG alive. You lose and you probably fall to five. Win and you’re a solid two.

3) Florida State Seminoles- 26 points (Bryan: 3rd, K.M: 3rd)

Bryan: Florida State didn’t even seem to have their A-game and they put the game away in the third quarter. Now say what you will about Miami, no doubt they were overrated and K.M and I have basically said as much for a couple weeks even if I couldn’t find it in my heart to rank them lower than sixth a week ago. The run game is almost as crazy as Winston who (understandably so) gets all the attention. They just wear teams down and if you don’t make them pay early in the game you’re going to get buried. Boston College showed the one formula to beat them possibly and that’s line up and smash it down their throats. Difference was Boston College defensively couldn’t handle them. That’s the one thing Alabama might be able to do. I hope we never find out. MIGHT be better than the Ducks but I’m not putting them #2 on the strength of two wins I give a damn about. Oregon will have four-five respectable wins by year’s end. Florida State will have two. Too much to overcome.

Trending: Just waiting on one of the top two to lose, then a title game spot is theirs.

K.M: Miami sucks. It’s not fucking news. Duke Johnson stays upright and Miami probably covers, but either way. This kill the ACC shit isn’t all that fucking cool. You hear all these talking heads on TV blab on about “FLORIDA STATE IS A TEAM OF MEN! THEY ARE MEN AMONG BOYS! THEY ARE THE BEST!’. What is wrong with these dopes? You know where men play? Men play in the SEC. Just because you look way bigger then Clemson and Miami and you built a team too big for the ACC doesn’t mean you got shit for the Tide. Or LSU. Or even the Aggies. Oregon has that styles makes fights quality going for them when they face the best in the nation if they win out. Florida State is just a cheap ass imitation of Alabama. You think Alabama wouldn’t be embarrassing the fuck out of Florida State’s schedule right now? Alabama would have left bodies in their wake in Death Valley Jr. a few weeks ago. Alabama would have caused Miami to self-impose another bowl ban just to avoid winning the Coastal and having to play Alabama again this season. You aren’t special, Florida State. Your good. Damn good. But Alabama is 100% better. That’s a lock. And the fact you can get Alabama -2.5 over FSU in a hypothetical matchup is a JOKE. Fucking stealing. I want this national title game. I want this free money. You want Bama, FSU? I want YOU. I want your fucking scalp. I want your head. Saban’s gonnnnnnnna killllllllllll yooooooooooooou.

Trending: Either towards an offseason of whining or an offseason of an A.J. McCarron induced medical coma.

4) Ohio State Buckeyes- 24 points (K.M: 4th, Bryan: 4th)

K.M: Keep kicking bad team’s ass, Ohio State. Good news for you is you are starting to trick people into thinking Michigan State can hang with you. What a joke that is. You are going to make me some good money later, too. Don’t even have to go undefeated heading into that MSU game. Kinda prefer you don’t. You will rape the Spartans. Looking forward to that. You knew this shit was possible whent you went to the Big 10, Urb. Just deal with it and recruit another class the Big 10 can’t handle like we all know you will.

Trending: Up if the Ducks lose. Duh.

Bryan: Urban must be livid. What can you do? He’s just tearing teams apart at this point in the Big Ten and yet we ALL know it’s not going to matter. What are the odds two of the three above lose? 5%? Hell, would anyone be surprised if a one-loss Alabama or Oregon still was ahead of Ohio State? Ok, yea I would. I can’t see that happening. Buckeyes would get too much poll support. POINT IS, the Buckeyes for all we know COULD be the best team in college football. At the very least I’d like to find out but instead we’re stuck with this MORONIC system that will probably put AT LEAST one unbeaten team in a BCS bowl with no shot at a title. So Urban will probably have to go undefeated THREE YEARS IN A ROW just to play in one title game. Can you believe that shit? Criminal.

Trending: I’m giving you more credit than 99% of the country for that Wisconsin win and even that can’t save you. Start praying. It’s your only shot at a title.

5) Stanford Cardinal- 22 points (Bryan: 5th, K.M: 5th)

Bryan: Another bye. Yea this week sucked if you couldn’t tell. Stanford is playing for a lot this weekend. While a Rose Bowl at large is still in play, it becomes a LOT less definitive if the Cardinal get waxed. Will the Cardinal mentally be ready for the rest of the season if it drops this one and is effectively eliminated from the PAC-12 North chase? Sad part is even if you win, what do you want me to do with you? I can move you to fourth, that’s about it. I’m not putting you over an unbeaten Florida State who is killing teams. Frankly I could listen to an argument for you over Ohio State but not sure I’d take you on a neutral field tomorrow. This looks to be the ONE year recently where you don’t want to take that Utah loss because it feels like your title hopes are a long shot at best regardless of what happens here. K.M thinks you’re elite. I’m torn on elite and very very good. There is a difference. This is your chance to push me to elite.

Trending: Somewhere between three and five if you win (yes, I STILL might rank Oregon ahead of you depending on how game goes). Probably bottom of top ten with a loss. There’s not 10 teams better than you and unless you get killed I’m not going to drop you like a rock for losing to a team I have going 13-0 and playing for a title since February.

K.M: Here is what you need to do, Stanford. If you are saving anything on offense, break it out now. You need tight end production. You need to pound the rock. You need to overcome the defensive injuries by getting elite pressure. And you need to be the bully. You can do all these things, and you are home. But you’ve yet to do all of these things at the same time for a majority of the game. When you are clicking, you are a monster team. But you have lulls that Oregon will pounce on and exploit for 7-14 points if you don’t clean your shit up. It’s time for Hogan to be Hogan and Shaw to be Shaw. I know this team believes 100% it can win. I know it has the talent to win, and back to the styles makes fights argument, the style that can win. But they need 60 minutes of Stanford football. Take a quarter, half a quarter off, and you are toast.

Trending: We’ll see. But you’ll still go to the Rose Bowl with a loss. The Rose Bowl is stupid and will take a Pac-12 team any chance it can.

6) LSU Tigers- 17 points (K.M: 6th, Bryan: 9th)

K.M: LSU took last week off. Alabama will give them all the rest of the weeks off. I respect your two losses, Georgia played the game of their season, and Ole Miss is fucking good, why won’t anyone listen to me on this one? But this is the week your season ends. You are not 100% LSU. The Hat can’t save you. You’re moving to near the back of the top 15 after you lose. I respect a team with 3 excellent losses. But only so much.

Trending: DOWN DOWN DOWN

Bryan: Did anyone play in Week 10? Doesn’t feel like it going through this week’s writeup. I told you last week this was your do or die game. You had some ugly results this year (losing to Ole Miss?) but this is your chance at redemption. Win this and all is saved and you’re probably BCS bound if you beat A&M. Lose this and expect 9-3 (maybe even 8-4) and some second-tier bowl nobody cares about like last year. I wrote a few weeks back the offense with Mettenberger was NC good if the defense ever got it figured out. With a bye to prepare we get to see what both units have done with those stakes in front of them. Will you sink or swim?

Trending: Up into the top five or probably out of the top 10. I don’t really think 10 teams are better but you’ve pretty much given me NOTHING to go to war with you with. This may be your last legit shot. So it’s in your corner.

7) Oklahoma Sooners- 15 points (Bryan: 8th, K.M: 9th)

Bryan: Can’t believer I’m ranking Oklahoma higher than K.M. I don’t even like this team that much. It’s more as a thank you for beating Texas Tech and yet if you can get Baylor next week I’ll honestly probably move you higher (depending what happens around you). This is as much a test for you as it is for Baylor. I don’t have the same opinion of Texas Tech as many do so that win at home isn’t an elite win for me. I’m just grateful for you coming through for me. This is a chance to show you’re a serious Big 12 contender. Big Game Bob has a chance to resurface and blow it here. Baylor has already been crowned Big 12 champ in some circles. Lets expose that silliness once again.

Trending: Probably up to 6 or out of top 10. You’ll definitely be on the move next week.

K.M: Please win this week, Oklahoma. I ask this every week lately. So far you’ve responded to my begging. You want to talk about a hall pass? Beat Baylor and I will excuse anything short of a southern oilman version of Sandusky from you next season. There was a time you never lost to Baylor. Let’s go back to those days.

Trending: We’ll see that’s the point of the future you gotta wait on it unless you are Bama or play Bama then your future is sealed.

T-8) Clemson Tigers- 14 points (K.M: 12th, Bryan: 6th)

K.M: Until the Tigers play the Gamecocks I got nothing to add about them. What you want from me, a big cheer for waxing shitty Virginia?

Trending: Sure to stay ranked until the Gamecocks game because the Bees are not good.

Bryan: Kinda Miami-like in the sense that I’m not sure how I have Clemson back to #6 already but as I’ve been saying for quite some time, after the top five teams I just don’t have much love or respect for anyone. The Tigers are still hanging strong to that win over a healthy Georgia team from week one which is still one of the best wins of the season. Yea they got their tails kicked in by Florida State, I can’t deny that but they’ve only had one other less than strong showing and that was against BC who as I’ve said before I believe in more than 99% of America so I’m willing to give them a pass. The Tigers get the Bees upcoming, a team who has notoriously given us hell but in Death Valley we SHOULD win. Then it’s another scrub FCS opponent before the Gamecocks. It should be a repeat of last year with 10-1 going into the Gamecocks game with a BCS at-large spot POTENTIALLY in play. Just keep winning games you should and you’ll be fine.

Trending: With a bye next week you’ll fall behind the Baylor-Oklahoma winner. You’ll fall behind LSU if it beats Bama. Honest assesment? Best case you stay sixth, moving ahead of Stanford and falling behind Baylor/OU winner. Worst case you drop to #8. Can’t see a scenario where you fall lower than 8th.

T-8) South Carolina Gamecocks- 14 points (Bryan: 10th, K.M: 8th)

Bryan: Good stuff Cocky. Didn’t need you dicking around again and struggling with Mississippi State. Now we’re one step closer to handling our half of the business to make the SEC title game. Georgia isn’t losing to Kentucky so according to most I’ve tweeted with or seen, the Gamecocks need Georgia to lose to Auburn. Then they’d just need one Mizzou loss and they’re Atlanta-bound. In a three-way tiebreaker where Mizzou loses to Ole Miss or A&M it sounds like Mizzou would still win the division. Not sure if it’s better for you to get to the SEC title game so I can bank on that or if you need to win out (would include win over Clemson). Another loss and you’re not BCS-bound, something I predicted you to be preseason. By dicking around and losing to Tennessee you removed any shot of getting there with a loss to Clemson. I’m probably a long shot to get you to a BCS bowl so lets root for you to get into the SEC title game so I can claim that prediction at least. It’s Florida at home Spurrier. DO NOT let that steaming pile of crap come in and ruin your chances.

Trending: ENTIRELY dependent on Florida game. You can’t move up much but screw this up and you’re O-U-T. If you lose a tiebreaker or Mizzou goes 7-1 I’ll just live with it. You go 5-3 in this division this year and forget it.

K.M: Mississippi State is pretty damn lame, and South Carolina treated them like the lame-os they are. Mizzou is going to find a way to lose a game. Georgia is dying to lose more games. Just do what you do South Carolina and win the East and give Alabama a half of football on their unstoppable march to the national title. South Carolina has to hate themselves for losing to Tennessee somehow, but that’s the way this season has gone for South Carolina, great, but not as great as it could be. Still, they deserve better. As talented as anyone, but for some reason it hasn’t resulted in quite the greatness I expected this season. Accomplishments are still possible for this team, and part of me thinks they’ve got all the unacceptable losses out of them. But it’s South Carolina. You never can be too sure of that.

Trending: Creep up, lose to Bama if the breaks fall right, then right back here, what’s the point.

10) Texas A&M Aggies- 11 points (K.M: 10th, Bryan: 11th) 

K.M: I forgot to do this write up for what I think is the second time this season. No better example of how little I care about this team could be issued. LSU is going to beat you in some crazy dumb shootout that is every bit as overrated a game as the LSU/Alabama 9-6 game was underrated and then I can go back to not giving any fucks about you again. Look forward to the day that is the case, and I can skip you because I don’t rank you. Please stop this Manziel for Heisman crap. PAWLLLL is just trolling about it. You don’t have to agree with him.

Trending: Out soon. Bliss.

Bryan: Kevin Sumlin, you son of a bitch I almost put a hit out on your ass. Here it was 12: 15 AM on Sunday Morning and I’m watching a 57-7 game because I have UTEP +53 as the final part of a four-game teaser. The game is LONG over and you’re out here trying to get some midget white RB a touchdown. What in the fuck is wrong with you? I’ve taken up for you even after the Auburn game. I’ve gone OUT OF MY WAY to argue your squad is still a legit team and not some fraud. THAT’S how you try to repay me? By trying to backdoor a FIFTY-THREE fucking point spread to kill my teaser? That’s some bullshit, Kev. No other way to phrase it, even though you didn’t get it you crossed me tonight and lost a LOT of my affection. You want to earn it back? Beat Missouri if the Gamecocks need it. That will redeem this porous attitude you showed tonight.

Trending: Who knows? You feeling like back-stabbing me again? Could tell me a lot about what I want to do with you.

T-11) Baylor Bears- 9 points (Bryan: 7th, K.M: N/R)

Bryan: I want to drop this team so bad but they’re HAMMERING teams and if they win this week I’m afraid my lone criticism of them will be muted. Still this team struggled with fucking Kansas State. I know you have a loss in you. I’m not even BEGINNING to put you in the unbeaten convo with the top four. Show me something Art Briles. Prove to me you are what others are giving you credit for. You have far and away the worst resume’ of any team in my top 10. Time to add some meat to it or else I can do away with you like I’ve been awaiting to.

Trending: Up to five or six or out of the top ten. Maybe out of the top 15 if it’s ugly. After all I have to get Auburn in here at some point.

K.M: I got NO USE for fake.

Trending: I guess I’ll rank you if you beat Oklahoma. MAYBE. Ok I will for sure.

T-11) Auburn Tigers- 9 points (K.M: 7th, Bryan: N/R)

K.M: Exception to the rule: I got use for fake if they play Bama later in the season. According to me Bama will probably beat like 7 top 10 teams. I may have to rank Georiga really high out of the blue if they somehow steal the SEC East and face Alabama. I GOT AN AGENDA PEOPLE.

Trending: War Birdie.

Bryan: Thought I’d move you in this week with a road win but I have the exact same fifteen teams as last week. Not punishing the Badgers for a good road win. Oklahoma State came through. Reality is only team who lost I could drop was Miami and they certainly weren’t falling out. You’re close, I promise. Maybe that scent I smelt of a loss to Arkansas or Tennessee was off. We’ll find out next week. Hope Butch lets me know if he’s not going to try on offense again. Solid running back core. It appears I’ve underestimated you a bit.

Trending: Somehow someway will be in my top 15 soon or luckily for me out of the picture so I don’t have to keep making excuses.

13) Miami Hurricanes- 7 points (Bryan: 14th, K.M: 11th)

Bryan: In all honesty it wasn’t a terrible performance all things considered. Yea, I could get kind of pissed at you for not covering in the last game to finish of the week which cost me a profitable week but reality is I knew I was taking a bit of a risk when I played you and the points. Frankly I thought there was a chance you’d lose by 35 so missing the cover by one possession certainly can’t be ripped too much. Morris just finally unraveled in the third and that was ballgame. The third down defense was atrocious as well. If I were to assign 100% between crediting and blaming you I’d say 65% credit to Florida State, 35% blame to you. The Noles left the door open a few times but you just  didn’t take advantage. You may get them again in the ACC Championship Game but honestly, do you want to?

Trending: Nothing left really to move up much. You’ll probably stay between 11-15 as long as you keep winning, moving up or down based on others around you. One more loss given what you have on the schedule and it’s definitely out of the top 15, MAYBE out of the next five as well. Adding this to struggles with Wake Forest and UNC don’t help.

K.M: Please beat the fucking Hokies for me I don’t want to lose to this shit version of Tech at home, and even if it means we have to play FSU again, I want to win the Coastal for ONE FUCKING TIME IN OUR ACC HISTORY.

Trending: Florida Stae is way better then the U.

14) Oklahoma State Cowboys- 6 points (K.M: 13th, Bryan: 13th) 

K.M: Solid showing by the Pokes I assume I didn’t watch a second of that game and now I am ranking them 13th so that says a lot about me but a lot more about how little teams outside the top 7 or so get me to care. I could give a rats ass about this team or it’s talents unless i need it to beat Baylor in which case I’ll start paying a lot of attention but barring that this team just kinda is. Bryan is talking BCS birth for this team? Whatever I don’t care either way, if it’s not Tide it’s not, ummmm, i can’t think of a good rhyme here fuck you.

Trending: Who fucking cares?

Bryan: NICE SHOWING Pokes. That’s what I needed to see from you to show me you’re serious about making me look good and contending for a BCS at-large berth. After the Kansas game to move to 5-1 in Big 12 play and 8-1 overall it’s Texas, Baylor, Oklahoma to end the year. Going 2-1 in those gets you to the 10-2 record I had you going as an at-large with. I don’t think that’s unreasonable but I’m asking for wins in the last two. We all know Texas winning the Big 12 takes precedent for me. Way to further expose the Red Raiders though.

Trending: One layup then three chances to find out what your ceiling is this year.

15) Missouri Tigers- 4 points (Bryan: 12th, K.M: N/R)

Bryan: I mean I can’t drop them all the way out for losing to a top 10 team of mine. Throttled Tennessee when I expected them to struggle. Ole Miss and A&M in the final two will tell me all I need to know about this team. Are you REALLY an SEC East title threat or will you fold when the pressure turns up. All I know is I CANNOT WAIT to find out. So dispose of Kentucky and lets get to the two games I want to know about.

Trending: 15 teams better than this team/resume’ K.M? Clean it up.

K.M: I don’t want to rank you so I didn’t.

Trending: Maybe up. Can’t really go down, can you? Math is funny like that.

Others Receiving Votes:

Wisconsin Badgers- 2 points (Bryan: 15th, K.M: 15th)

Bryan: Badgers gonna badge. Learn how to center kicks without wasting the final seconds. Probably the only reason you’re not in media’s top 15. On second thought who cares, this is the only poll that matters.

Trending: THIS BUD’S FOR YOU ANDY JOHNSON!

K.M: Shouldn’t even have bothered to tease Wisconsin down to +0.5 or whatever the hell it was I got on them because Iowa never had a prayer. Badgers are a good team. Doubt it all you want, both Bryan and I agree about it so it’s fucking true.

Trending: Up? Probably up.

Ole Miss Rebels- 2 points (K.M: 14th, Bryan: N/R)

K.M: I LIKE DR. BO.

Trending: Gonna smash some woo pig.

Bryan: Win out to 9-3 and you MIGHT be in my next five. It would take massive losses for this team to crack my top 15. Just not enough on the resume’.

Trending: I just told you. Pay attention.

Bryan’s Next Five:

Auburn- Getting much closer. Just need one of those bottom five to drop a game and you’re in. Or get to 10-1, either will do. Don’t blame me. Shouldn’t have struggled with Washington State and Mississippi State.

Michigan State- Not going to overreact to that win like many will but yes, the defense was impressive. I outrushed Michigan by over 50 yards. Not bad considering I was drinking Code Red and playing God knows how many teasers all day.

UCF- YOU’RE IN THE SEXY SIX THIS WEEK PROBABLY! Kind of wish I had a chance to defend George O’Leary in court for murder. I just want to be a lawyer in a murder trial.

Fresno State- I hate everything below number five so much I get around here and go “Yea, you had Fresno #25 to start the year, this makes you look better.” (Even though you’ve been mediocre as hell.

Texas- HOOK EM. Did what you had to to Kansas and now West Virginia is up. Mountaineers have been playing better in the Big 12 and you can’t take them lightly. Lets not duck the fact though, 6-0 in the Big 12 is yours for the taking. We’re almost 2/3rds of the way through the Big 12 unbeaten. Lets go get that conference title, Mack, I can taste it.

K.M’s Next Five:

Top Five Things That Sucked About Vacation With Bryan and Coley:

1. Neck strain from trying to look at one, then the other

2. Fuckers are so cheap they wouldn’t even stay at a Motel 9 or higher

3.  Always wondering if Coley was high, apathetic, or apathetic about being high

4. Neither one told me to throw condiments on Alex. That would have been fun.

5. Clemson football.

BONUS EXTRA FIVE

6. My ability to take exits

7. Bryan’s phone

8. Never hearing the knowledge Big Mike was about to drop on our sports radio domes

9. 10 year old boy ass all up in my face. Seriously, zero chance that kid is ever a productive member of society.

10. Clemson football.


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